Sunday, June 27, 2010

Naked in Toronto

From the Globe and Mail this morning reading about the riots at the overpriced G20 meeting;

"About 70 people were arrested at a University of Toronto building near Russell Street and Spadina Avenue for wielding “street-type weaponry,” police said. Officers seized black clothing, bricks, bats, sharpened sticks and bottles containing fluid -- "items you don't need for a weekend in Toronto," Constable Rob McDonald said."


Black clothing is something " you don't need for a weekend in Toronto" and if you do wear it then it looks like the mounties will be stripping you. At this stage I'd like to encourage all supermodels to wear black in Toronto.

You might also want to go thirsty. If bottles containing fluid are now illegal on the streets then I think sales of Coke are about to plummet.

I do have to object to them confiscating sharpened sticks. That's going too far. As a long time fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer I don't travel anywhere without a stake. There are legions of the undead everywhere. In fact this may just be a whole scare mongering staged by the vamps to take the weapons out of the hands of their food.

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