(a great read) where the military call from a number with the area code 000. Not 5 minutes later I got a call from (000)-012-3456. Oh shit, it's the US army and I'm trapped in an invisible dome? The city of Surrey is locked in?No, it was the other great power, Google, calling to offer me a business proposal. Now I'm flattered that such a company would want to work with me, after all TekBusters is a relatively small company but to have caught the eye of this search engine giant is a good sign.
Well they could, for one year get me on the first page of all the search results?
"Google, you'll put me top of the organic listings?" I was stunned. Probably because of here where it says "Advertising with Google won't have any effect on your site's presence in our search results. Google never accepts money to include or rank sites in our search results, and it costs nothing to appear in our organic search results"
"Oh yes," sayeth the great Google.
"Fuck off you scamming bastard," I said hanging up the phone.
They were even nice enough to call me back and leave a voicemail to tell me they could "improve the fucking ranking of your website". Oops, did I just piss of Google and lose my chance to be the number 1 on all searches?
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