Yes, put together by a mad chemist in a kicthen in BC, the cure for H1N1 has been discovered. No need for needles, tamiflu or any of that. Here's what you do.
1. Call in to work and tell them you're sick and will be off for 2 weeks.
2. Boil a kettle and fill a glass an inch or two with hot water. Swirl it around to warm the glass and dump it.
3. Put a cold spoon in the glass and pour in an inch or two of Irish whiskey.
4. Add 2 tsp of sugar, a slice of lemon and 6 whole cloves.
5. Pour on more hot water.
6. Drink.
7. Repeat steps 2 - 6 as required.
There you go, why worry about H1N1? It's 2 weeks off work in the warm glow of alcohol. Might want to get a few DVDs to go with it.
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