German engineering eh? Available in a condom machine in a toilet near you. Well near you if you live in Germany. Let me present the travel pussy. Yes for just 2 euro you too can own one of these blue plastic bags. It's two plastic bags in one, so you fill the layer between them with warm water, giving you a warm tube in which to, ehmm, place things. It even comes with a little tube of lube. I think I'll have to start importing these. I'll make a fortune selling them outside of mass on a Sunday morning, and outside the nightclubs at 3am for all those who didn't get the leg over.
By the way, for the ladies I am told there are minature rabbit vending machines. Women it seems like bunnys.
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i was pleasantly surprised with this apparatus, pocketable and ecologically sound but do make sure you use warm water. women are a thing of the past!
hahahaha yeah I recently went to germany and I saw it and I thought of buying it cause I thought it was more realistic or something... lol 2 plastic bags
Thanks for the description, I almost bought one just to se the thing. BTW it costs €3 now.
They are €4 now. tried one on a lonely 2 day drive.
Brilliant but a little bit expensive.
BTW mine was the same box design but in a pinkish colour! Slightly more realistic!
They are magnificent!! Where the hell can I buy a dozen???
I have just visited Germany and also saw these in a vending machine. They are now 4 Euros. I did not have any change so asked a smart looking English chap to change a 5 Euro note. He went red when I purchased a pack! He was sitting with his wife in the row in front of me on the plane and they gave me some very strange looks! Get over it.
You can order them online from travel-pussy.de in packs of 10. Perfect for those evenings when the wife is at Fat-Fighters.
I still prefer flesh lights! I mean it's just a plastic bag...but I guess in case of an emergency :) you can always use it for a go.
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