Eircom JCB song

For Eircom who took 2 days to fix my DSL. And for the complete and utter pillock in the JCB who cut some 24 fibre cables yesterday morning. Well done. Pillock.



Well, I'm sittin' in this JCB.
I'm cuttin’ Eircoms cables and going hee hee hee.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While singin' , 'Don't use fucking Eircom if you want broadband to work'

It’s gonna be a bloody hard day
I’ve good fun taking you’re broadband away
And you’ve got no porn in work when you’re sittin’ on your behind
are gettin' all impatient and angry, but I dont mind.

An' we're cuttin’ up the cable’s
woah
Me and my boss havin' a top laugh
oh-woah